Alex Turner

God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.

Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'

Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

Kevin Turn

a move/turn taken within some sort of game that leaves the player looking abnormally stupid.

Kevin: "God damn it, I just shot my last worm with a rocket launcher and sent him flying off the map!"
Ben: "Classic Kevin Turn."

by BashCam August 6, 2019

imma turn a nigga into a convertable

a quote by Dababy, honestly its scary knowing he has this power. If he does this many cars will be made. and many african-american people would die

"Dude did you hear Dababy said imma turn a nigga into a convertable? thats scary"

by 2008senate March 25, 2021

Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.

Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

by Trytobe rational June 15, 2021

alex turner

the sexiest mf in the world, a talented man, aka alex the band guy

"do you know Alex Turner?"
"who's Alex?"
"the band guy"

by alexturnersgf June 28, 2021

Went All "Ike Turner"

adj. To Go Ike Turner 1. To have become suddenly irrational, or sporadically violent.
2. To become particularly physically or emotionally abusive to a woman. dir. Ike Turner was a popular R&B artist of the 50's, 60's, and 70's known for his turbulent relationship with his wife Tina.

1. Tim and Stephanie got into an argument and he went all "Ike Turner" on her. 2. Marcus said he would go all "Ike Turner" on Laquiesha if she kept dissin' him.

by soulsurvivor_2001 October 22, 2009

russian left turn

When someone decides to turn left at an intersection while not in the left hand turn lane (i.e. center lane). This usually results in some getting crashed into. Popularized by russian dash cam footage

“Stupid bitch didnt’t shoulder check, pulled a russian left turn and slammed right into me”

by Meatshower May 15, 2018