ratta-tatta turds

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.

I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

July 1st is National Amber Turd Day

OMG GUYS ITS NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

by SURGETVHD June 23, 2022

Turkophile

An abnormal fondness and attachment to anything of Turkish significance, cultural

He has become such a Turkophile!

by turk105 October 30, 2010

sea turdle

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

by the comand'r October 26, 2014

Turisas

Turisas is a war god worshipped especially in the Häme region in Finland before christianity. The problem with Finnish mythology is that there are much less sources of written knowledge about it compared with other cultures, which results in dissenting information and uncertainty about facts. The name itself has several writing appearances depending on the source (Tursas, Turisas, Turilas and Turri) all meaning pretty much the same. The etymology of the word is somewhat complex: Tursas refers to mythological giants (as well as sea-creatures in modern Finnish language), Iku-Turso is somekind of a sea-monster according to folk poetry, while Meri-Tursas again appears in old spells as a breeder of disease. The name Turisas stands also pretty near to the Scandinavian, and better known,

Turisas is the giant that fight with David!!

by Javed (The last viking) March 28, 2005

Turbo Boost

Using a liquor-soaked tampon and plugging it into your anus to accelerate your drinking buzz.

Neil was late to the party so he did a Turbo Boost to catch up with everyone.

by Jeph Johnson August 19, 2008

Turkish Smurfpop

When a man uses a blue raspberry popsicle to anal a woman then before it melts pulls it out and feeds her the popsicle

That chick last night was crazy, I took her home from the bar and she asked for a Turkish smurfpop

by Ricky, Cal, & Lucious October 28, 2011