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Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air
It smells like stale toots in this car
by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025
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Toot

The equivalent of “cute”. A term used to describe something that is adorable or pretty in an endearing way.
That kitten is so toot!
by PassiveAggressivePAP August 7, 2023
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Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel
#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot
by Mekazael March 4, 2024
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Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.
Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”
by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023
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Toot

A bong like contraptiption made from a tin can sellotaped into a tube then pit through a bottle like a bong peice then a ball of baccy gets stuffed down the tube then 0.1-0.2 gs of chronic is put on top and lit until it drops in one.
Let's get licked and hit a toot!
by Toootman August 15, 2017
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Peter Toots

when your penis farts
by mantis422 September 19, 2020
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