hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

by jml51 October 11, 2020

toot his horn

A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…

Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it

Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it

(Alex walks in)

Harry: He just toot his horn

by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 30, 2022

cum toot

When you do anal and you toot out cum/nya goulder

I just cum tooted

by Past June 10, 2021

Death Toots

really foul, smelly farts.

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!

by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020

hoo hoo toot

The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef

Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.

by Mama_Ames November 23, 2018

glue toot

The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.

I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.

by cheeseluvr171 April 10, 2016

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser October 12, 2015