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Toot Beer

The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.
Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!
by homit March 13, 2021
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Toot

A SECY EPIC SEXY SEXY SEXY EPIC SEXY WOMAN
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by IcyDaily March 31, 2021
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Toot

Toot means to toot a joint or a ecig or to call your ecig a toot
Give us a toot on that

Pass us that toot
by Taylor big shlong April 11, 2021
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skeeny toot

A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts
Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot
by blæ May 7, 2021
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Toot

Just a quick toot before I go to class outta help me stay awake.
by Grill9 July 14, 2022
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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
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Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022
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