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Toke and tank

The act of getting high, not before, not after, but while playing and or ranking in online MMORPG games.

The term was coined one night in 2009 by MafiaMatrix players. Intoxicated player was then tricked into thinking a war had erupted over IRC. While the initial lesson was "do not toke and tank", the hilarity of the intoxicated player thinking he was going to die made toking and tanking completely acceptable.

Now commonly used among some players, it is often said that toking and tanking is the only way to go. While some disagree, it can't be denied that when one is toking and tanking, everyone gets a contact high.
Player 1: I'ma stay up all night, toke, then tank.
Player 2: toke AND tank. da fuck is this toking THEN tanking?
by V_ronica July 17, 2011
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taken with a grain of salt

to not be entirely trusted, to be skeptical of something

idiomatic expression Americans use
taken with a grain of salt-

to consider something to be not completely true or right

I've read the article, which I take with a grain of salt.

Related vocabulary: hard to swallow
by rach131 March 12, 2015
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sniper toke

"Sniper tokes" are hits from a tall bong.
Usually a tall, but thin, bong. resembling the long barrel of a sniper rifle.
"SNIPER TOKES!!!"
"You guys wanna do some sniper tokes?"
"I got killed by the sniper dude. KO'ed from that sniper toke"
by OG Gooch Man January 15, 2009
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Last of the Tokehicans

Term used to signify the last hits off of the smoking apparatus.
Ah, it looks like we're almost out, it's time for the Last of the Tokehicans...
by Haywood Jabloeme December 23, 2004
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Soak and toke

Smoking weed while in the bath tub (not to get clean, it's just fun as hell).

Similar to a wake and bake, it's extremely relaxing. Just don't drop your weed in the water!
(texting)
Kevin: brb I'm going to soak and toke.

Caton: WTF?
by Kwoodhead October 6, 2011
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J.R.R. Tokin'

The act of smoking marijuana whilst watching or reading lord of the rings or the hobbit, preferably in groups.
- Hey, Samwise!
I just got some dank longbottom leaf. Want to come over and watch return of the king?
-Yeah! I love J.R.R. Tokin'!
by JAMES JACKETS July 3, 2011
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okie toke

A word used to describe very low quality marijuana, implying that it was grown in an Oklahoma backyard.
"This okie toke is so awful, I'll have to smoke half the bag just to catch a buzz."
by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004
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