Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 02, 2018

Toaster Studel Diet

Something you yell at a babes who looks like she's on that toaster studel diet.

Damn babes you be on that toaster studel diet!

by Delicious Dee-Z April 27, 2009

the brave little toaster

Most obscure Disney film ever, it's very scary and features a toaster getting massacred

The brave little toaster was a scary movie

by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016

Weaponized Battle Toaster

Weaponized Battle Toaster Is A Gender, That Not Alot Identify As But Is Still A Gender Nonetheless.
People Usually Take It As A Joke However And That Greatly Offends us! Please, Don't act like it's a joke.

P1: "Hey What do you identify as anyway?"
P2: "I Identify As A Weaponized Battle Toaster"

by Arcnetive July 19, 2023

alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 03, 2008

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan August 03, 2008

flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.

Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.

by Jay Young November 15, 2004