Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.

Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022

Toaster Studel Diet

Something you yell at a babes who looks like she's on that toaster studel diet.

Damn babes you be on that toaster studel diet!

by Delicious Dee-Z May 1, 2009

the brave little toaster

Most obscure Disney film ever, it's very scary and features a toaster getting massacred

The brave little toaster was a scary movie

by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016

Weaponized Battle Toaster

Weaponized Battle Toaster Is A Gender, That Not Alot Identify As But Is Still A Gender Nonetheless.
People Usually Take It As A Joke However And That Greatly Offends us! Please, Don't act like it's a joke.

P1: "Hey What do you identify as anyway?"
P2: "I Identify As A Weaponized Battle Toaster"

by Arcnetive July 19, 2023

alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.

Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.

by Jay Young November 15, 2004