eating a dirty tomato

Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.

"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."

by Swords! November 27, 2009

tomato tumble dryer

a females blood ridden, copper stenched, dried up, flakey vagina when she is menstruating.

"last night when my chick came round we totally fucked all night, but by morning that bitch started her period and didn't tell me and she actually made me fuck her tomato tumble dryer!"

by Afeps February 22, 2010

Sun Dried Tomato

Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.

Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato

Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato

by Milo43 September 12, 2010

Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma

When you aren't sure if you should listen to the criticisms and opinions of the professional few (critics, analysts and your teachers) or the unprofessional many (fans, peers and the general public).

The ole' Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma: should I listen to the critics who know what they're talking about and have learned advice, or the crowd of people that like what I've made warts and all?

by The Logical Fallacy July 02, 2022

Nasty Tomato Burger

A sexual term for when a guy performs anal sex on a female and blood appears around her asshole

Oh gurl, this guy did a nasty tomato burger on me last night

by Jizzle4Shizzle July 17, 2015

The Tomato Mccain Challenge

Named after Thomas Mccain, it is the act of slathering and battering your balls in Prego sauce.
It is also known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

Jim: I’m feeling rather ballsy today.
John: Feeling a little ballsy, aren’t we? Crap that jar of Prego sauce. I believe it is time to attempt The Tomato Mccain Challenge, otherwise known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

by Oddly Offensive November 08, 2020

Tomato head

When receiving oral sex, your bitch uses too much teeth, and your penis begins to bleed.

Cheat on my ass, will ya? Tomato head! ***CHOMP***

How was she? Well, she wasn't the most experienced girl. What do you mean? Well.................... I got tomato-head

by DongMonger April 27, 2010