Sea Monkeys

a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.

Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.

by masterspraypainter January 12, 2009

Sea Cunt

Oceanic creatures with vaginas

Look at that sharks sea cunt

by Squidwards Bitch September 22, 2017

Sea kloof

When the doctor takes your foreskin and puts it on your balls for extra cushioning

Hey bro u needa get a sea kloof

by #chisolms better October 12, 2021

Sea peacocking

Owning and or piloting an overly stylized boat.

That boat is a bit much, he’s just sea peacocking.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019

Sea Twat

Vagina that smells like the ocean.

Girl, I'm in bad shape, I've got intense sea twat.

Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.

by Dr. Jym August 18, 2017

Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020

Sea Parrot

Pembrokeshire slang for a Puffin.

They eat those sea parrots in Iceland you know.

by SeaParrot September 12, 2021