pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.

just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming

by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025

Popsiclization

The process of being frozen.

The egg in the Minnesota weather is in popsiclization.

by freddymaz March 23, 2021

Popsicle Dick

A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.

My boyfriend has a popsicle dick

by LoWadic0 December 2, 2017

Chocolate Popsicle

When you fuck somebody in the ass, they shit on it, you pull it out and lick it off like chocolate ice cream

Can you give me the chocolate Popsicle later?

by Ddr4r4m April 17, 2024

Popsicle

Used to describe something that is so uncool it becomes cool.

My dads barefoot shoes are so popsicle.

by Tipti July 6, 2023

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

JuiceWRLD popsicle

The act of receiving fellatio.

"I was chilling with my girl the other night and she was giving me that grade A JuiceWRLD popsicle."

by You_boutta_get_pretty_rickied July 14, 2022