loose noodle

n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.

Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.

by krissy922 October 14, 2009

salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .

Omg darren you are such a salty noodle

by Datstankdank March 12, 2017

Scdoosh noodles

Scdoosh noodles is a made up word that Sam Golbach calls is fandom, He recently started doing it in his sit down videos. Overall i think Scdoosh noodles is a great word for Sam Golbach's fans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Sam Golbach?
Friend 2: Yeah! Im in his fandom were also known as Scdoosh noodles.

by -cloe._.bear- October 30, 2020

brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis

dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night

by danny defeeto March 2, 2019

Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.

Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.

by Clo_d0n April 18, 2018

lanky noodle

Luke hemmings q member of 5 seconds of summer

Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up

by GhostOfMichael July 16, 2018

noodle bar

Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun

Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017