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The Letter C

Leah Motherfucking Goddamn Tolle, the cunt herself
Me: Dude why tf does she walk like that
Sarah: Cause shes the letter C!
Me: Yeah! like that whale Leah!
by PurpleCarrotSticks February 5, 2022
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3 words 8 letters

3 words:
I love you
8 letters:
I L O V E Y O U
Dude- “ man I have 3 words 8 letters to say to this girl

Bro- “wut?”
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
by QuacksO March 22, 2019
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Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
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"special letter" literature

cliterature: "Steamy" prose or poetry.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.
I prefer just run-of-the-mill reading-material; no "special letter" literature for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO October 4, 2020
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letter

(1) A singular character from the Latin alphabet used to represent one sound used in speech.
If you're literate, this should be common knowledge.

(2) An envelope containing a written message in it, which is usually delivered to friends and family.
But hardly anyone does that anymore in the 2020s. 🤷

--- example ---
𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 : "Hey, Frederick! I sent you a letter last Friday. Did you read it?"
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 : "That's incredibly ironic coming from a 16 year-old like you."
𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 : "It is?"
by Tyrone-Diesel October 12, 2025
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