GPS Jockey

Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!

Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!

by Fire4FX October 15, 2011

spawn jockey

A professional sperm donor.

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.

by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017

Sparkle jockey

A gay guy who is overly valey girl type feminine.

Man look at that guy over there dressed as a girl and flaunting himself, he's definitely a sparkle jockey.

by Mrski September 19, 2016

Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 26, 2012

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

Syrup Jockey

Derogatory term for someone from Canada.

"You hear the new guy in the copy room is from Toronto?"
"Oh god, not another syrup jockey!"

by DasRip May 26, 2013

cock jockey

A person that sucks cock like it's an Olympic sport. Often found in the locker rooms naked and slapping other men's asses with towels. Sucks for free but if you pay they might let you ram them.

Ryan: I like that guy, he seems like a cock jockey.
Alex: Stop that, you gay cunt.

by a real gay cuntuhhh June 7, 2018