hamster pancake

a name for a silly type of person who gives a lot to charity and would sacrafice themselves for you

man: she is such a nice friend
woman: yeah shes a hamster pancake

by kati herpaderp September 8, 2017

hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

hamster

a forbidden animal

i can never look at a hamster the same

by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018

Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.

“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”

by Ella13 July 20, 2021

hamster

terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.

the hamster

by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

saucy hamster

When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it

Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious

by xXDwBXxD May 13, 2011

Thirsty Hamster

Or Sunroofing/Hamster Sunroof

When a penis is put down through a sunroof and is given a blowjob.

Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul

by JayPear69 February 20, 2024