Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

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Cheesis Crust

The GOD of cheese

All hail Cheesis Crust or be smited by cheese

by Cheesis Crust September 18, 2020

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vrim crust

The dried seepage around a girl's vagina.

Hey Kristen how's it going?

Not so good. I went over to Reefer's house last night to smash and he asked me to leave because he saw my vrim crust.

Oh man, that sucks.

Yeah and what's worse it that's I can't scrape it off..

by Halfrican12416 February 24, 2016

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