The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".
Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
by The very short one of all May 25, 2016
Get the Van Of Funmug. 1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.
2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020
Get the Van-Shittertmug. Veronica and Van are 2 cute middle schoolers that are super popular yet none of their friends notice that each of them have a big, fat, crush on each other. They are both idiots and don't know that the other has a crush on them, because of that they are too scared to tell anyone about their crushes. Van is a tall, skinny, and typically handsome guy that gets exceptional(Not The Greatest) grades. Veronica on the other hand is an amazingly beautiful and bright woman that makes bff's in a wink of an eye, She's an honor roll student with perfect grades and all the teachers adore her kindness and all the support she gives to others, she can bring out the best in anyone no matter their age, intelligence, wealth, race, Nationality, or how they act. Veronica Has a big crush on Van and thinks about him all the time, in her dreams, in school, anywhere and anytime. Her crush on him gives her faith and hope, she always tries to be herself. Van is pretty much exactly like Veronica except the part about making bff's easily, he has a lot of friends but not as many as Veronica because he takes longer to get friends and they were hard for him to get. They Are The Perfect Couple Yet They Are Both Scared What Everyone Else Will Think Of Their Relationship, will their friends be jealous that their friend got the guy/girl that he/she liked, will they be disgusted by it, what will they think of me asking him/her out?, That's what Veronica and Van always have on their minds.
Veronica and Van are just a cute couple to be trying to try and impress each other. example:"Veronica is so cute today"thinks Van staring at her. "Omg Van is so Hot Why Don't I just ask him out already?"Thinks Veronica gawking obviously but no one notices.
by Valencia Arintina November 26, 2016
Get the veronica and vanmug. by WWizard February 13, 2021
Get the van-sexualmug. French vanilla, from the French "vanille francais" (A play on "French" vanilla, even though it was first popular in Pre-Colombian Mesoamerica, and only named for France's traditional use of the bean in ice cream).
by Kaarin July 16, 2008
Get the Van-franmug. When someone with lack of brain function gets rodgered whilst dressed in a nun's habit, often by someone who believes they're of superior intelligence. Whilst being 'van-Tromped' the 'van-Tromper' can recite Sophocles or explain Einstein's theory of relativity, or other such information akin to this.
The 'Van-Tromper' does not require batteries, just an air of arrogance. Success is achieved if the 'Van-Tromped' does not understand what is going on.
The 'Van-Tromped' should be of Dutch decent, but have no knowledge of ancestral roots, the culture or language.
The 'Van-Tromper' does not require batteries, just an air of arrogance. Success is achieved if the 'Van-Tromped' does not understand what is going on.
The 'Van-Tromped' should be of Dutch decent, but have no knowledge of ancestral roots, the culture or language.
That blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl dressed as a nun got utterly 'Van-Tromp -ed' last night by the entire Oxford Rugger team.
by The Big Sophsta June 20, 2010
Get the Van-Trompmug. One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )
by Rick Thurman May 5, 2011
Get the monkey vanmug.