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Noggin knot

a profuse bump on the head...usually associated with falling down from too much alcohol consumption.
You are sporting a nice noggin knot there, Jimbo.
by Cratered MoonUnit January 23, 2011
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red knot

When two long dick dudes tie them together and then try to pull the knot out until it becomes a bloody mess. Red knot!
I walked in on my roommate yesterday and he and his boyfriend had their dicks tied together and were pulling apart, it was a bloody mess!! It looked like a Red Knot!!
by booker t washington October 17, 2015
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Cock knot

A genuine Fuckstick you work with who thinks he knows everything but truly doesn’t, like not even close. Lacks basic experience and knowledge but tends to boast otherwise to make himself appear more valuable to a company. In truth, the Fuckstick costs the company much more than he’s worth. Simply put, a Cock Knot.
Our Cock Knot of a leader Couldn’t lead starving pigs to a shit filled slop trough even if they were starving
by Evenflo October 17, 2021
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Garlic knotting

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.
Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!
by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020
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Bologna Knot

The anal orifice.

A derivation of “balloon knot”, coined by Dave Filoni of Lucasfilm.
Damn Gerald, you’ve got a tight Bologna Knot.
by Glando March 15, 2021
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Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.
Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!
by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022
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When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 6, 2024
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