king service

A sexual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. It is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.

I was really horny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. I knew my wife wouldn't care. I checked out the BP ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. I left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.

by Bikeboy50 March 7, 2014

king Harambe

The best gorilla there will ever be and the king of all living beings, but was sadly killed due to lack of paying attention:/

King Harambe

by Qazzakaze December 13, 2020

Marlon King

A famous footballer who lays people out.

oh my god dude, he just got marlon kinged.

by jon barker May 14, 2009

King Virg

The king of all virgins.

Leader of all virgin "Hey look it's King Virg, Mike Grindrod!"

by Yoyoyoseanyoyoyo January 12, 2016

bumble king

To completely ruin something, or to just sprawl around like a retarded worm.

"Don't bumble king this shot up, son."

by Esquana July 15, 2017

Marcia-Kings

1. V. To have a heart of gold.
2. Adj. To be extreamly smart and jaw dropping beatuiful.
3. N. A law of nature that states that happiness is the closest thing yo perfection.

To lay on the grass watching the stars is the best thing in the world, it is the Marcia-Kings law.

by chuch10diez February 10, 2015

King Ohio

A legend that goes by the name donpollo2982
he loves Ohio and he loves chicken

“Listen, everyone. My name is King Ohio. I love Ohio, and I love chicken.

by apollo uwu December 5, 2022