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Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."
by Ignimendax October 22, 2020
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A Kevin is someone you want in your life. He has the cutest laugh and brightens every room he walks into. He's a great kisser and is very passionate. He loves making you blush and makes you feel special and wanted. His copper eyes are beautiful and his dark hair is great to play with. He's every girls dream so hold onto him, there isn't anyone else like him
Wow he's hot, must be a Kevin.
by Livinhorselife February 10, 2019
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half chinese half dutch boy with a schlort
he's such a kevin
by iamsuper_87 February 3, 2017
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Kevin is a very unlikeable person. Noah doesnt like Kevin either
Kevin is small penis
by CrapSissy November 13, 2019
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Kevin is the person you can run to and his big shlong will you push you out of the way. Its basically third leg and he uses it as a tail.
Bro you see that?!
Kevin got a tail!
NAH THATS A THIRD LEG
by anonymous April 15, 2021
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normally associated with winnie as a couple. He is the best boyfriend ever... Mainly because he is caring and loving all the time no matter what happens.
Did u see the way kevin looked at Winnie? Man, you can see the overflowing love there.
by Kevislie June 5, 2017
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Kevin’s are one of the best ever! If you have a Kevin they will get along great with a Becca. Becca’s and Kevin’s are very much alike. They also make the best couples.
Becca: I have a Kevin as a boyfriend

Friend:Omg your so lucky! All I have is a Dave.
by TheAlwaysRightPerson May 15, 2018
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