Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins

My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain

by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023

red fountain

When one proceeds to butt drink but has hemorrhoids so one starts to bleed out of one's ass

This girl got a red fountain from butt drinking too much butt drinking hemorrhoids

by BS123 February 11, 2017

Vegas Water Fountain

Red Bull mixed with the tears of bachelor party attendees for the mourning of the grooms soon to be castration.

All looked on with amazement as the Vegas Water Fountain filled the streets of Charlotte on March 22.

by Big Floppys master March 4, 2014

Alabama fountain

When two lesbians cum while scissoring and they both have the diarrhea squirts.

Yo I walked in on Stacy and Veronica and they were doing the Alabama fountain!

by AJ_ILL April 17, 2024

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025