All australian shrimp COCKtail

An all australian orgy with at least 7 inch cocks

me and jess are going over to shanes for an all Australian shrimp COCKtail, its gonna be orgasmic!

by loito69 July 12, 2009

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

slave cocktail

A drink for a slave (BDSM)

Ingredients

Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve

You can also add extra for taste

Spit
Spunk

"Did you see how fast the slave drunk that slave cocktail"

by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020

silk cut cocktail

A cup of urine.

Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.

by Princess Mary Magdalene November 30, 2018

Mouth Cocktail

When a male cums in a anothers mouth and mix the semen with saliva

"I made her swallow my mouth cocktail"

by Amekami123 August 28, 2022

COCKTAIL BRO

A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.

Look at the guys insta he’s definitely a cocktail bro

by @Coventrycocktails June 6, 2024

Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.

Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.

by Dezmuz May 24, 2016