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boxing the clown

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?
by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010
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boxing the bald champ

For a male to chronically masterbate
Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ
by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016
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Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Boxing the Compass

Having sex in all directions of the compass, preferably on a round bed.
Charlie Varrick was boxing the compass all night long. South by southwest is his specialty - the ladies love it!
by SuzyG October 18, 2008
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boxing the clown

my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!
by M.Kelly January 5, 2007
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