by D1RE Finesse July 31, 2016

by MamaNasty July 8, 2023

Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday
Zoe) I just got a detention
Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate
Zoe) I just got a detention
Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate
by ZoëChelsey May 3, 2016

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025

Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017

1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.
2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.
3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.
3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017

The utmost intense occurrence possible.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.
Bro... that was clutch fatal.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.
by DeathstarHimself December 14, 2010
