Life

What people searching "life" in the urban dictionary need to get

Hey Billy! Stop watching porn and get a life!

by suck a big fat juicy cock January 5, 2017

Life

Something that can be easily fixed with the loop of a rope

"What are you doing dad"

"Just making life better"

by Bag-o-dicks February 9, 2017

Life

A joke.
A literal joke.

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Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.

Yesh.

Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.

"Simple, son. A joke."

by AquaDragon29 January 29, 2020

Life

What ever you want it to be, from the dark and depressing, to the happy and caring, if you want it, you can TRY to make it a reality. <3

Life is like a story.

by Ya....no February 19, 2020

Life

Something you wish you never came accross

A pain in the ass is called life.

by The Funnyone February 21, 2020

Life

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.

Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.

by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013

life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda September 23, 2012