da bible

All that has to be said about an event, person, statement!

Powerful for good or for bad

Ohh! this hang over is 'da bible' (apocalyptic)

That physics professor is 'da bible' (tough)

Dude! my Birthday party was 'da Bible' (divine)

This homework is 'da Bible' (eternal)

by AlliP January 11, 2009

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bible-thumper

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?

by betterthanyouguy November 11, 2004

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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins October 31, 2007

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Ghetto Bible

It is Generally the instruction manual for a DVD player, because people in the "ghetto" cannot afford and/or comprehend the REAL bible, and so, worship a DVD player instruction manual.

rich guy: hey im reading the bible and learning of jesus...because i can afford to ;)

Ghetto guy: i am reading a DVD player instruction manual (ghetto Bible) , because i am from the ghetto, which has developed its own church overtime and we have learned to worship DVD players.

HAIL SONY

by tyejfnsjtnr November 02, 2009

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