Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

by null793 September 25, 2015

Diddle Net

A net used while fishing to get the fish from the water into the boat

Mosco used his diddle net to lift his meter choondi into the boat.

by Adstevo September 5, 2023

net

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.

"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"

by dendik March 14, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually

Bro your just her net

by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016

net shaming

when you take a picture of someone (or your pet) after they did something bad or wrong, and post it online for others to see and learn from.

after mary was caught eating from the trash, josh took a photo of his dog and the mess, then posted it online net shaming mary for eating from the garbage.

by morguul January 6, 2014

net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)

"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."

by rebic November 22, 2024