Humper of the Trees

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.

The Humper of the trees is dominant.

by mr.spidyville April 28, 2008

Tree-Slinger

Someone who sells marijuana and only marijuana.

"Dude, I ran dry yesterday so I have to go pick some up from my Tree-Slinger."

by flyinghigh February 14, 2009

vagina tree

the term vagina tree refers to the foul odored fruit produced by the ginko tree.

*gag* The vagina tree is dropping fruit.

by offender of some March 19, 2011

tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

Seductive Tree

The tree of Knowledge(The apple tree from the bible)

Eve could not resist the seductive tree.

by The raddest person ever March 4, 2009

Tree Fucker

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."

by atomic.bomb. February 8, 2009

Tree of woe

Wrestling maneuver made popular by Kevin Sullivan that involves a wrestler suspending an opponent upside down on a turnbuckle with the opponents back being up against it. To do this the opponents legs are then are then hooked under the top ropes leaving the opponent facing the attacking wrestler upside down. The attacking wrestler will then run at the opponent with a knee or baseball slide. Tree of woe is also a reference to the 1982 movie conan the barbarian.

Oh no Sullivan is on the rampage again he has got his opponent tied up in the tree of woe.

by Kongo Kong June 30, 2018