a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).
Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!
Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.
Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.
by dr gummy March 19, 2021

money money money money moneyyyy
by stock user November 9, 2021

Ted. Ted is the guy in the group who gets the absolute shit ripped out of him. Most of the stuff people know about him isn’t true. He’s got a dodgy past and is often associated with dodgy events. He loves drugs, can’t get enough of them. But he knows when to stop and always does. He tends to lash out after one too many Stella Artois, usually at the opposite sex. Teds are funny and can take a joke, they take it on the chin, same with the jokes.
Your definitely a ted.
by BigTed69 June 4, 2020

by student7184761 July 21, 2022

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.
Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.
by Micastarr February 3, 2021

by youremotherveryfat April 28, 2021

fortnite is such a ted.
by Okijuhy June 10, 2018
