"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."
by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.
"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"
by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016

1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics
2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.
Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.
2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.
Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.
by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).
Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:
1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:
1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009

by Donny DD February 5, 2021

by iFakeSarcasms May 3, 2015

A player in Halo 2 that waits by the tank on Coagulation to shoot unsuspecting opponents (unless they are screen-lookers) attempting to board the tank.
Player 1 "Hey! WTF you're a tank-watcher!"
Player 2 "How'd you know?"
Player 1 "Cause I'm a screen-looker."
Player 2 "How'd you know?"
Player 1 "Cause I'm a screen-looker."
by John McClane August 10, 2007
