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tandem facebooking

When two people facebook together as a team

They comment on & "like" the same posts mere minutes apart. They also share pics & tag each other on notes. One will take the same quiz, add the same app, join the same group or become a fan of something immediately after the other one does. This type of facebooking duo constantly posts on each other's wall & shares inside jokes & obvious intimate understanding of their vague status updates. They may chat with each other on facebook even though they are sitting in the same room & could talk audibly instead.

These people come across as insecure, lame, cheesy & noobish in the ways of facebook. Everyone appreciates the feeling of belonging & being a valued part of their facebook crowd, but tandem facebookers take it too far & ironically alienate themselves to a degree. Tandem facebooking lowers social value even though the duo may find a huge sense of security in navigating facebook together. They may be trying too hard to look active on facebook or be too lazy to cultivate an original presence there while an ideal lies more to the middle of the spectrum.

One of the easiest ways for tandem facebookers to overcome this label & demonstrate independent thought & confidence is to sometimes wait a few hours between posting comments or clicking "like" on the walls of mutual friends.
Person A: "Oh, that group you just joined sounds funny! I'm gonna join it too!"

Person B: "No, wait! Wait at least a couple of hours so people won't see that we're tandem facebooking!"
by Hip Mama February 7, 2010
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charlie tango

when you cant talk because you have company around or especially your girlfriend..
you answer your phone and befor your friend starts talking about the girls you just met or any thing you dont wont to talk about in front of people ..just say charlie tango..
by goosensoda August 4, 2009
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tandoor

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My girlfriend loved the new Indian food restaraunt I took her to, that is, until she got a curry tandoor later that night.
by Curry Cutter August 5, 2008
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Strand Tandoori

Who's up for Strand Tandoori tonight?
by Anon21 January 2, 2009
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Tango Fingerblast

A reference to the popular frozen beverage, meaning to finger fuck your date whilst at the cinema.
"So how did your date go yesterday?"
"Pretty well yeah, I took her to see The Hobbit and gave her the ol' tango fingerblast!"

Finger, Fingering, Fingerbang, Finger blast, Fingerfuck, Fuck, Fucking, Sex, Cinema, Date
by NortonLad January 11, 2015
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trouser tango

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}
by JR April 9, 2005
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wispy tango

code for “white trash.” Generally used by males fluent in the phonetic alphabet to describe a women.
Two males standing on a street corner scoping the babes might use the expression to categorize a potentially attractive women as “wispy tango” if she demonstrates any relevant signs of white trash such as tasteless tattoos, 80’s style attire or big hair.
by Skiprock January 22, 2007
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