take a smash

To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.

I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

no take backs

the command that instructs another party that once they have given you something they cannot change their mind.

steve asked hillary to give him her heart.hillary said 'yes'.steve followed with 'no take backs'.

by Gina for Hillary and Steve July 25, 2007

Take your jumper off

A quick, non offensive phrase defining the act of removing clothing from the top half of a women in order to gain sight of the breasts.

Nomis said to Clarke "take your jumper off", she did and the udders were in full view waiting for that special hand cranked man fat, "don't get it up my nose" she said.

by all_i_know April 2, 2009

Take a Red

Older terminology meaning to "calm down" or "chill out." Used primarily when someone is freaking out over something that does not deserve the tantrum.

"Whoa, take a couple deep breaths and take a red man."

by Apocballer March 18, 2006

Takeisha

A really cute girl usually with a high pitched voice who always keeps it real. She's not afraid to call out fake people and has many friends. She's nice to almost everyone and is very weird around her friends.

Damn you see how she called Sam out on that bs? That girl is a Takeisha

"You know that girl over there?" "Who doesn't, she's a Takeisha."

by keke Bryant June 14, 2014

Take a dump

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.

"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"

by Dude Grease October 3, 2006

Double Take

When you do a once over on somebody, but something about them (male in a dress, purple hair, somebody looks like somebody you know in a crowd, etc.) caught your eye.

Often due to surprise at what you *thought* you saw, but you desire a second glance.

"Lose Control" by Missy Elliot. (It asked for an example. This is not my favorite song.)

"I’ve got a cute face
Chubby waist
Thick legs in shape
Rump shakin’ both ways
Make you do a double take"

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005