Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer

This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.

by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022

Testicular triad

Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three

Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”

Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”

Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”

by Weeb.exe1 January 1, 2023

Lewis twiddy

A small ginger midget with a 1 inch penis and pubes like ice spices hair

Lewis twiddy is used as a cum cushion

by Shfhedx April 11, 2023

Q triad

Cute T’ri4d

I’m q triad

by RedFinger221 December 21, 2023

Gaslamp Triad

When in the San Diego Gaslamp District, you go on a food tour starting with pizza at Prince St. Pizza, then you walk over and get tacos at Tacos El Gordo, and finally finish with ice cream at Cali Cream. Invented by Sunday Night Food Tours Group.

Ethan: Did you hear Sunday Night Food Tours hit up the Gaslamp Triad?
Will: What?! No way I'm so jealous I love the Gaslamp Triad.
Ethan: That Sunday Night Food Tours Group always has the best spots!

by joserman March 11, 2024

nom-de-knob-twiddle

A name of convenience used by ham radio aficianados, while they roam the airwaves.

This is ZL5371, aka, fathead, what's your nom-de-knob-twiddle buddie?

by mangovega October 20, 2010

The Turkish Twiddler

Once a man has reached point of ejaculation, he chooses the female’s big toe as his target. Post cum-covering fulfillment, he precedes to force the big toe into her anal cavity. Finally, the toe must be spun clockwise in the asshole.1

One sick fuck came along and performed The Turkish Twiddler with his study partner.

by BD2020 November 30, 2018