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Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.
I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.
by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022
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Cows Cunt

I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.
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Cow Belly

lol that cow has a cow belly
by gamerpoo June 19, 2019
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milking the cow

Milking the cow can be used to describe attaining the absolute most from any given situation.

Sometimes called 'milking the cash cow', 'milking the cow' can also be applied to any franchises which continue to drain the public of as much cash as possible and attempt to attach the brand name to absolutely everything, be it cereal, video games, car adverts, tshirts, bedsheets, plush toys, action figures, computer accessories or anything else that would be seemingly unrelated.
my god, i keep seeing The Incredibles everywhere. Pixar are really milking the cow with that one
by Eddybean May 2, 2005
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cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice
"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"
by jshep21 April 8, 2009
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Milk Cows

Very large female breasts.

Breast that look like there filled with milk.

Suckable breasts.
Jim: Look at sarah in this pictures

Donnald: Daym, look at those milk cows
by Saajisan March 17, 2010
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Happy Cow

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!
Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D
by The Cow That Went Poof September 1, 2013
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