Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.

I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.

by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022

Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.

Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.

by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022

Cow brand

La Chona (can also mean La chona Quesadilla Mexican style melting cheese)

: ̗̀➛ "cow brand is the best brand"

: ̗̀➛ "cow brand is my favorite cheese"

by zunikaaa♡ January 30, 2022

milking the cow

Milking the cow can be used to describe attaining the absolute most from any given situation.

Sometimes called 'milking the cash cow', 'milking the cow' can also be applied to any franchises which continue to drain the public of as much cash as possible and attempt to attach the brand name to absolutely everything, be it cereal, video games, car adverts, tshirts, bedsheets, plush toys, action figures, computer accessories or anything else that would be seemingly unrelated.

my god, i keep seeing The Incredibles everywhere. Pixar are really milking the cow with that one

by Eddybean May 2, 2005

Milk Cows

Very large female breasts.

Breast that look like there filled with milk.

Suckable breasts.

Jim: Look at sarah in this pictures

Donnald: Daym, look at those milk cows

by Saajisan March 17, 2010

cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice

"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"

by jshep21 April 8, 2009

Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!

Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

by Thnx4thmmrs_09 August 19, 2008