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veronica and van

Veronica and Van are 2 cute middle schoolers that are super popular yet none of their friends notice that each of them have a big, fat, crush on each other. They are both idiots and don't know that the other has a crush on them, because of that they are too scared to tell anyone about their crushes. Van is a tall, skinny, and typically handsome guy that gets exceptional(Not The Greatest) grades. Veronica on the other hand is an amazingly beautiful and bright woman that makes bff's in a wink of an eye, She's an honor roll student with perfect grades and all the teachers adore her kindness and all the support she gives to others, she can bring out the best in anyone no matter their age, intelligence, wealth, race, Nationality, or how they act. Veronica Has a big crush on Van and thinks about him all the time, in her dreams, in school, anywhere and anytime. Her crush on him gives her faith and hope, she always tries to be herself. Van is pretty much exactly like Veronica except the part about making bff's easily, he has a lot of friends but not as many as Veronica because he takes longer to get friends and they were hard for him to get. They Are The Perfect Couple Yet They Are Both Scared What Everyone Else Will Think Of Their Relationship, will their friends be jealous that their friend got the guy/girl that he/she liked, will they be disgusted by it, what will they think of me asking him/her out?, That's what Veronica and Van always have on their minds.
Veronica and Van are just a cute couple to be trying to try and impress each other. example:"Veronica is so cute today"thinks Van staring at her. "Omg Van is so Hot Why Don't I just ask him out already?"Thinks Veronica gawking obviously but no one notices.
by Valencia Arintina November 26, 2016
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Catholic van

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.
Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.
by prudepossum August 9, 2021
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Van Slam

When a hooker is picked up in a van and there are multiple males ready to drive the van to pound town.
Marco was picked up last night and van slammed
by FagLips January 10, 2019
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van Wonderen

The Van Wonderen's are one of the most influential families, originally from the Netherlands. The term Van Wonderen is often associated with richness and fame, though is sometimes linked to the infamous mob gang of Van Wonderen's in 1938, a part of a defining period in Dutch history.
'That guy looks extremely handsome, he must be a Van Wonderen!'

or

'Better not argue with that guy, he looks like he could be a Van Wonderen.'
by Smelly Cat July 5, 2008
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Van Gogh

To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.
Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!
by This is just a pseudonym November 11, 2021
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Van Goghing

Before inserting, you just kinda use your dick like a paint brush and brush is on her "lips"
Yo bro, I was Van Goghing this chick, and she asked if I drew a self portrait of her....
by bLazeni May 1, 2010
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Van-Tromp

When someone with lack of brain function gets rodgered whilst dressed in a nun's habit, often by someone who believes they're of superior intelligence. Whilst being 'van-Tromped' the 'van-Tromper' can recite Sophocles or explain Einstein's theory of relativity, or other such information akin to this.

The 'Van-Tromper' does not require batteries, just an air of arrogance. Success is achieved if the 'Van-Tromped' does not understand what is going on.

The 'Van-Tromped' should be of Dutch decent, but have no knowledge of ancestral roots, the culture or language.
That blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl dressed as a nun got utterly 'Van-Tromp -ed' last night by the entire Oxford Rugger team.
by The Big Sophsta June 20, 2010
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