thief

Noun: A person who steals for a living, breaks into your house, takes your TV, whatever.

Verb: To take something.

1) Derrick's a thief, bastard stole my CD.

2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.

by Clayton Bigsby December 22, 2005

The Korean butt thief

When a male grasps his testicles tightly while his partner screams at the top of her lungs and sucks the male's penis while the male fingers her with his fist while wearing boxing gloves then they both cum in each others eyes and yell " RAWWWR!! " while they eat their own shit and this has to be performed with either your mom, aunt, cousin, sister or grand mother, wife, girlfriend, or brother.

Guy # 1:Dude, I tried The Korean Butt thief with Sheryl last night it was fucking amazing!
Guy # 2:Fucking sweet bro!!

by THE RUSSIAN COW BOY October 22, 2012

thief

I am a clepto, therefore I am a thief, and proud of it

lets go rob wal mart again

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

TILF

Toddler I'd Like To Fuck

"I know shes only 4 but she is a total TILF"

by Juan Z December 25, 2005

petty thief

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".

Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

time thief

1. one who takes an extra 15 minutes for their lunch. every day.

2. a person (or persons) who comes back late from meetings even though they were round the corner and the meeting was cancelled.

theres a guy in my office who takes the fucking piss constantly. the other day he went to meet a client in the morning and didnt come back until the afternoon with some shyte excuse about train delays and the food taking 'ages'. the fucking time thief.

by toiletgraffiti March 16, 2005

Twilf

n. One who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
v. His favorite pastime is twilfing.

He may be incompetant, but at least he is a world class Twilfer.

by Anthony A. Aardvark September 29, 2006