Porch Monkey

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick

I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend

by Freaky porch September 29, 2024

vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.

Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.

by D. D. D. September 6, 2023

Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property

The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch

by Passdadrip June 5, 2023

porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.

Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty

by Queen trashpanda June 4, 2020

Porch

When something is just really, really porch.

Brady told Joey that his juice was porch.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 28, 2022

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020