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Patriot oaks Academy

School with girls who are werid but different. Guys all want mullets and bowl cuts but that's okay and the teachers all like each other and try to pull devious licks. Most are emo some are vscos and the dean is crazy caca
lorelei: hey Josh did you know baka at patriot oaks Academy is for the teachers
Josh: yes I'd did
by sad piece of cheese September 18, 2021
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When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun ==
A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree.

==Verb==
When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.
== Noun ==

Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special?
Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!!

== Verb ==

Person 1: One, two, three, blow!
(their head starts squishing)
(Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured)
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024
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thickening poison oak

STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains
Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak
by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023
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White oaks secondary school

If u come here you hear barking more than talking, XD rawr bitches everywhere and stoners limping through the halls. Like deadass u could be in chem and u will see someone cooking meth in the back.
Moe= u go to white oaks secondary school (woss) ?
Mariam= yeah only for ib tho link up at north?
Moe 2= I’ll bring the pot
by Puthylicker September 22, 2021
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Tangly oaks

An alcoholic beverage (typically wine) that will cause your girlfriend to sleep with another woman in your bed.
Had some tangly oaks last night and my girlfriend fucked my boss
by Tangleman August 7, 2021
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Oak

Its like saying "okay", but instead its oak
Dave: Hey man can I borrow a pencil?
Brock: Oak, here you go.
by oakman123 October 21, 2019
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