ugly naked mole rat

what you and ur bff call each other

ur an ugly naked mole rat

by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister February 4, 2022

urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.

Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.

by billthecat November 7, 2012

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.

"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

by Racer XXX March 23, 2022

Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.

Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.

by Mini-Coops January 7, 2011

Mole

A street dog named Lemon, rescued from a life of deprivation, soon transformed to the life of a diva. This wish was granted by a genie, from her paltry existence to that of a spoilt high end bitch with a particular palate, despite being offered a gourmet selection ton of tapas every evening.

“God Lemon, you are such a Mole”.

“God, you are such a Mole”

by BSNimbin December 28, 2024

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

whack a moled

To get shot in the head

Keep talkin that shit nighas really gone get whack a moled

by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019