chih li

A MAN THAT IS SO HOT THAT HIS NAME IS CHIH LI SO HE CAN COOL DOWN ;)

Person 1: "wow it so cold in here"

Person 2: "yea, my balls are shrivelled"

Person 1: "you could say it chih li"
Person 2: "ha.ha.ha?"

by bigpussyboi May 29, 2017

Flag

Get the chih limug.

LI

Stands for 'laughing inside'. It's a variation of lol but due to being shouted at by my boss for being too giggly and distracting I now dont feel I can use lol when speaking to my colleagues over our internal chat program... we must adapt to living in silence.

LI that's so funny! *he says over chat without making a peep*

by Sterra June 5, 2019

Flag

Get the LImug.

Brendan Li

Sexiest guy alive

Oh shut the actual it is brendan Li

He is such a sigma baller

by wifebeaterz124 March 13, 2024

Flag

Get the Brendan Limug.

big cap, small lies

When you make a really big lie, and then make smaller lies or excuses to back up the big lie.

“I totally went to class! I didnt skip. i’m a good kid.”
“No way! BIG CAP, SMALL LIES!”

by pdotbk December 19, 2019

Flag

Get the big cap, small liesmug.

Stank Lies

Stank lies have emerged in contemporary slang as a way to describe a specific type of lie that goes beyond the ordinary. It is used to characterize a falsehood that is not only false but also carries an extra layer of audacity, offensiveness, absurdity, implausibility and foul odor.

Susan: My man just bought me 10.02ct pink diamond earrings, and he said they shipped today!

Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE June 17, 2023

Flag