Skip to main content

Blue Knight

Is a active or retired law enforcement officer that belongs to a international law enforcement motorcycle club called the Blue Knights.
by Wendell Garrett May 5, 2006
mugGet the Blue Knightmug.

british knights

Cheap $15 shoes that are sold at K mart
Poor Kid: Look at my new shoes
Me: Those are cheap. When I was buying my PSP I saw those for $15
by J2the J June 2, 2005
mugGet the british knightsmug.

White Knight

A White Knight is someone who goes on to the website Urban Dictionary and creates a definition under the name of their more than likely obese girlfriend. Type in almost any girl's name into the search bar and you will pull up one of these definitions.

Typically they will state what "a cool person they are", "how smart they are", "how cute they are", or other various statements about a girl no one but said White Knight gives a fuck about.

The only reason such definitions are even made are so they can show their girlfriend (obese) at how creative and cute they think they are being despite the fact 1000s of other dick bags have done the same thing already.

These definitions are quite annoying especially if you have the Urban Dictionary app for your Droid and constantly get them as a random definition.
Examples of douche bags being White Knights:

1. Kelly

The smartest person ever, someone with a great personality, has golden locks of hair.

2. Susan

The face of a tranny, hands of a man, junk in the trunk.
by Ronny Cordova July 5, 2010
mugGet the White Knightmug.

Jedi Knight

epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi knight you need the following:

-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
"All I have left to learn is the power to levitate objects and I will be the most kickass jedi knight ever!"
by beachbum089 June 5, 2005
mugGet the Jedi Knightmug.

black knights

A squadron in the Marine Air Corps in the movie "Independence Day" which led the assault against the attacking aliens.
"Why we are on this particular mission, we may never know. But we do know that the Black Knights will emerge victorious once again."
by P29 August 12, 2008
mugGet the black knightsmug.

dark knight

When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
by ArtDickyoulate February 4, 2010
mugGet the dark knightmug.

Share this definition