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Commie bastard

An insult used against the red chinese communists in the liberation of anchorage from those dirty Chinese commies
Us soldier: DIE YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Chinese communist: *curses in chinese*
by Lazylittlebastard April 11, 2019
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Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017
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Bloody Bastards

a physics-based medieval fighting game made by Tibith.Currently available in Android and Ios.Console and PC releases are currently planned.
Guy 1: Hey man have you heard of Bloody Bastards?

Guy 2: No I haven't is it available in PC?
by sugomaster1 January 13, 2022
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Cumfuck Bastard

1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas
by FuckyouLucas October 22, 2019
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Mean bastard

When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.
You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear
by Bear in a hole August 9, 2016
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trashed bastard

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc
Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.
by The shadow king March 6, 2010
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bastard sequel

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.
Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.
by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006
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