asian john

the biggest slut from Santa Rosa CA. gets drunk and fucks fat bitches. coolest asian ever

The other night, Asian John got wasted and puked on my mom.

by krillinsdemise March 31, 2009

Half Asian

One of the most amazing races to ever grace this planet. Scientifically proven to live longer, and most are very successful. Take any area: the best in the class will always include a few Half Asians. Less than 1% of the population in America is Half Asian, and a number MUCH higher than 1% fills people who are top notch at what they do i.e. celebrities, sports stars, great minds, etc.

Check out any list where people rank some of the most beautiful people in the world- I guarantee you'll find more than a few Half Asians.

by Halfieful May 28, 2008

asian squat

Performed by asian male fobs. The characteristics of this squat include buttock to ankle contact and knees spread apart way past shoulder width. Most commonly in the asian squat, one hand is used to smoke a cigarette while the other hand is used to hold back long bleached blonde hair that is covering the face. Asian males are often observed exhibiting this behavior in groups, either playing a game of deuces or in front of a crappy rice rocket.

The asian squat is a typical asian fob behavior.

by The City April 11, 2004

Asian Domination

The biggest continent in the world, Asia will someday dominate the world, somehow.

Either everyone in the world has asian blood or just beat everyones asses until only asians are left.Someday everybody in the world will have asian blood in them no matter how small the amout. Theres China, India, Russia, Phillipines, Japan, Korea,Sri Lanka,Vietnam,Taiwan,Thailand, Singapore, Iraq,Isreal ( yes Jesus was Asian), and only so much more

<Chris.E> hey guys i just found out i'm asian!

<Nellwyn> But your white. white people can't be asian!

<Chris.E> Well my great grandfather was chinese so im 12% asian and besides im Lebanese so white people CAN be asian!

<Nellwyn> Fuck yo that's Asian Domination!

by xXNoobskiXx May 4, 2009

asian parent

Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.

Scott: "Sorry I could not see that movie yesterday. My parents made me stay home because they were scared I was going to party too much. Instead, they made me stay home and work on my Harvard application for eight hours."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."

by nauyknt August 31, 2005

Ghetto Asian

A Ghetto Asian is an Asian individual who dresses/acts the whole Hip Hop persuasion. This doesn’t necessarily mean he or she is trying to "act black", but more-so trying to live the Hip Hop culture they admire. In some cases, the Asian individual may have authentically been brought up in the ghetto, but in most cases, they're weren't. In reality you cannot act black because black is a race/colour, not a persona. Given, not all black people act ghetto.

Look how many Ghetto Asians live here in New York.

by Gianna DaVinci May 5, 2011

Asian Glow

A precieved phenomenon in which a person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption. Most commonly occuring in those of asian decent, it is the release of histamines to fight the alchohol (poison) that causes the redness. If an antihistimineis taken prior to the consumption, the redness is replaced with swelling in those with allergic reactions.

After one drink Brad gets the Asian Glow.

by Brian February 1, 2005