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slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007
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Argentinean slap

When you finish ejaculating on a girls face then you slap her with a banana.
dad - "dam who ate the last banana?"
son - "sorry dad I used it last night as I was giving sally her first Argentinean slap."
by D_60w February 15, 2020
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whoopie slap

to fill up your ass with air and slap someone with it letting out a fart in the process
shane dawson said it

dude she got whoopie slapped
by idonthaveapseudonym.0 January 13, 2011
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chink slap

A term used when you clown or diss an asian in any sorta way.
Tony just got a chink slap at the clubs last night.

Damn foo, did Karry just get chink slapped by that hoochie?
by Tadowta April 23, 2006
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Gulag slap

Killing someone with one shot when in the Gulag fight on Call of Duty Modern Warfare.
Slayer_Elite: He's on the right next to the flag, homie.
Engolozin: Thank you my g... I'm going to Gulag slap this kid.
by ertelzway March 26, 2020
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camera slap

the art art taking photos up close of a persons face without them knowing untill the photo is taken
oh my god that that is not good u got camera slapped

shall we camera slap carl,vj

you just got camera slapped
by pphillips21 October 4, 2008
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milky slap

When one slaps his ejaculated penis in another's face smearing cum everywhere.
Dude, I totally gave your sister a sloppy milky slap last night.
by Ryan Huie February 13, 2005
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