JOHN

He is a fucking cuck that likes to tackle for no reason, he likes to embarrass you in front of your friends. If you ever encounter one of these savage beasts, remember to throw your trusty basketball at his dick. if you see him sleaping remember to slit his through
omg this john is such a fucking cuck

this john is such a fucking cuck

by gaylord sam November 2, 2018

john

a gay shit who supports chelsea and tells you that man u are not gonna get into the champs league, and then when they do he gets really salty and doesnt talk to u for a few days

john= shit as shit

by howya yaweebastard July 27, 2020

john

John is a really love Abel boy who is sooo handsome and any girl would want to be with him but he only belongs with one girl jade but anyway john is a big deal he is a amazing guy a girl would fall in love with him instantly

John is such a hottey

by 092@$.d*** April 8, 2015

John

A cross breed between an arachnid and human being. A John has the capabilities of spinning silk webs from their rectum and mouth simultaneously.

"Dude, did you see the butt silk that John just shot at you?!"

by Merpaderpa December 9, 2013

the john

the act of never getting laid

I got the john last night....fuck

by shankler June 4, 2007

johnning

Holding onto a any sort of weed for an extended amount of time.

Brett: Hey Chuck! Stop johnning THAT and pass it this way.

by chuckyvorhees December 8, 2010

Johnning

When you have completed a project and go back time after time to admire your own work!

After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.

Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.

by tinymh August 13, 2009