female teabag

When a female smacks a guy in the face with a used tampon
He pissed her off with no apology; her revenge, the female teabag
by Female guru November 11, 2020
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Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021
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streaking teabag

Not wiping yourself after taking a shit and giving someone a teabag
He broke into my house as I was taking a shit so I tackled and streaking teabagged him
by tH3Chuck October 8, 2021
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teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.
Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.
by UFOMG333 January 2, 2018
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Tijuana Teabag

A play on the classic sexual act of the “Teabag” where an individual lets it hang and proceeds to pour a shot of tequila down the sack into a participants mouth.
Bro it was a crazy night at the gay bar… My buddy wanted to try a Tijuana Teabag. The tequila on my sack was great.
by Ned_Nederlander April 13, 2025
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Iranian Teabag

A rather aggressive sexual maneuver in which a male subject encourages the receiver to lay down on a flat surface on their back. Then, the male subject places his knees on the receivers arms to restain them. Next, the male subject pinches the nose of the receiver, causing them to open their mouth and gasp for air. Lastly, the male subject inserts their scrotum into the mouth of the receiver, forcing the receiver to inhale the nutsack.
I met this girl who was inti aggressive sex and gave her in Iranian Teabag on the first date! Her big gasp for air was met with my sweaty ballsack it was awesome!
by Eddie Quesadilla December 15, 2023
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Iranian Teabag

An Iranian Teabag is when an individual (receiver) lays on a flat surface (sometimes forcefully retrained) and their nose is plugged by the hand of the individual (initiator) performing the act. When the receiver opens their mouth to gasp for air, the Iranian Teabag initiator inserts their nut sack into the mouth of the receiver. The receiver's sudden gasp for air is interrupted by the nut sack, which has been dipped into their mouth by the initiator like a classic teabag sex act.
During rough sex, Phil offered to give me an Iranian Teabag and had me lay on a table with my nose plugged. As soon as I opened up my mouth to get air, he dipped his nut sack into my mouth cavity, causing me to choke on his sweaty ball sack. It was aggressive and disgusting. Phil and I are no longer friends.
by Eddie Quesadilla November 29, 2023
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