swift punch

A power induced punch made by Gordon Freeman.

I will get you Austin Bracken... SWIFT PUNCH!!!!

by omgtehgus October 4, 2005

i could do it switch

This is a phrase that skaters use when they are jealous of another skater that is able to do the same trick they learned but was able to learn it in a shorter amount of time.

Tracy: ey i could finally backside flip

Ryan: so what, i could do it switch

Milo: dude, stop being a jealous bitch

by Glok June 20, 2008

Swifty

A girl who is completely obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift. Usually a little bit lesbian towards her, and would give anything to meet her and be like her. Supports her 100% and loves her an unhealthy amount.

Shut up, I'm a swifty.

by lolIDEK October 25, 2010

Taylor Swift

Cocaine, derived from the term "white girl".

A: Damn, what the hell was wrong with Frank at the party last night? He never shut up for more than five seconds, dripped blood all over the carpet and insisted we listen to "Rumours" by Fleetwood Mac on repeat for an hour.

B: He's a big Taylor Swift fan.

A: Ah.

by Denholm Elliot October 15, 2010

Taylor Swift

A fail waiting to happen.

Guy: Taylor Swift is so hott!
Girl: Have you even heard her music?
Guy: Well, er... No...

by Mimi, kitty December 31, 2009

A Swift

A dinosaur like creature, roaming the earth for a sense of acceptment

"Haha, there's a swift!"

by Phil Bates January 2, 2010

Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.

Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."

by AeroNova March 16, 2017