Superman

Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow is Superman.

Faster than a speeding cornerback.
More powerful than a lineman.
Able to leap tall linebackers in a single bound.

As in: "Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas." And: "Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness."

Superman by ufbert November 18, 2007

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CHOCOLATE SUPERMAN

very similar to the original superman except instead of cum smeared on the girls back it's done with feces (your own or somebody else's it doesn't matter). Feces must be the right consistency not too liquid and not too solid. also the feces must be fresh (very important.

your girl is asleep and you smear some feces on each shoulder blade then stick a bedsheet to her back so when she wakes up she's a chocolate superman.

CHOCOLATE SUPERMAN by KARL STOCKTON February 10, 2008

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superman

when a guy is doing a girl, and he pulls out to skeet an S on her chest, like supermannnnnnnnn.

now watch me ouuuuuuu.

skeet skeet superman.

superman by jowana January 28, 2008

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Superman Punch

1. A lethal punch used primarily in MMA where one leaps towards an opponent and connects a punch to the face.

2. A lethal punch used primarily after kinky sex where the man ejaculates over the womans back, wraps her in the blanket and then punches her into bed.

"Good God Richard, I want you to Superman Punch me like there's no tomorrow"

Superman Punch by jpcymru1 July 17, 2009