strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

stranger to stranger high five

the action associated with high-fiving a total stranger. typically found at sporting events, bars, and other party type atmospheres. stranger to stranger high fives happen most often when liquor is involved. Also known as S2SHI5.

At the moment the St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series, everyone in the stadium gave their neighbors stranger to stranger high fives.

by KC F June 15, 2008

Golden Stranger

A variant of the The Stranger which add as self-inflicted Golden Shower as the finale. The Golden Stranger involves sitting on ones hand until it goes numb, or "falls asleep", and then masturbating with that hand. After ejaculating the masturbator then urinates on himself.

Dude, I finally combined my love of masturbation and getting pissed on, when I learned the Golden Stranger.

by kadongo July 3, 2010

Strangle Wank

A Strangle Wank is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.

Look at him having a wee on the wall

Hes blaintz strangle wanking

by dcbeast July 12, 2010

strank

To be strangled whilst having a wank, thus heightening the pleasure

How unfortunate Stuart Lubbock died whilst michael barrymore gave him a good strank

by james & heather January 24, 2008

Saran wrap trap

Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.

Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.

by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009

Saranac Lake

Is a small scenic town in the Adirondacks where snow can fall four feet in one night or not at all for months. The town provides possibility for anyone to leave. As it is so far north, those who want to adventure out and see the world will. While others stay and enjoy life as they have always known. Saranac Lake in any season is as precious as a painting by Monet, captured in wild colors giving wilderness life on canvas. With long winters the possibility of never seeing the sun on a summers day feels endless, but in the end the sun will show. It's a place where people from all over the world come to see the change of leaves and engage in an experience of a winter wonderland. By any other definition Saranac Lake would not be as it was, and is not defined by the people but by the beauty and possibility it provides.

saranac lake, slove, sl, skank lake, slake

by jarden February 12, 2008