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slackercore

A subculture that is comprised of slackers. However, all slackers are not slackercore. Slackercore listens to a wide variety of music, from Turbonegro to KMFDM to Kill Hannah.

There is no set "fashion" to the slackercore subculture. The slackercore slacker wears whatever is comfortable and/or good looking.

Borrowing from the geek subculture, the slackercore beverage of choice is one of high-caffeine content. The most popular is Mountain Dew, due to its low price. However, the most desired beverage is Bawls.

Also borrowing from the geeks, the slackercore can often be seen at LAN parties, with high-performance, yet budget machines due to their lack of money. Hacking is a must. Even something as simple as uploading ringtones to a cell phone via external means qualifies as a hack, which the slackercore will share amongst eachother.

A common problem for the slackercore is the lack of female presence. Many times it is hard to find a chix0r who is not only 1337 but also attractive. To find such a chix0r is a very special thing.
Scott: Wow, this is such a slackercore class. Doesn't it kick ass to be slackercore?
Greg: Hells yeah it does.
Jon: I love being slackercore.
Scott: Jon, you're just a slacker.
by fps_biutch July 16, 2008
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spackered

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker
My god you were so fucking spackered last night.
by markymoo72 December 15, 2008
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Spacker Wagon

A vehicle used primarily for transporting window lickers, mongs, spazmatrons and cripples
'Get in my spacker wagon young crippled boy'
by Mrs Pip September 21, 2009
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Stalker

An overused word/name your ex-fiancé gives you when he bumped you cowardly by webcam, refused to meet you for a 20 minutes talk to close properly your past relationship and need a socially acceptable excuse when he is confronted in front of his friends in a public place and he wants to avoid looking like a bastard.
Mike bumped me and asked me not to contact him anymore. I called him once to have a proper talk : he called me a stalker.
by QueerActivist May 28, 2010
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stalker

On the Internet - the annoying menu that chases your progress down a Web page.
I went to Bob's new Web site - I love it except for the annoying stalker.
by Cobalt's Dad December 9, 2007
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cock-snacker

someone who loves to suck dick, one who snacks soley on penis
Pete though not admittedly gay is a huge cock-snacker
by Peter Dydo July 10, 2006
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facebook stalker

You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"

Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"

Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."

Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"

Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"
by W.P.R. February 15, 2009
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