Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 24, 2019

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009

Carolina squat

The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates

Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn

by Chemosabi October 25, 2022

squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

by Execsec69 November 9, 2013

dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.

Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!

by Class clown October 17, 2013

backyard squat

when a guy is laying down in bed with a boner and a girl grabs a hold of it, sticks it in her ass, and squats.

Guy: hey babe, i think we should try something new tonight.
Girl: well i heard about this one thing called a backyard squat. sounds like fun.
Guy: whats a backyard squat?
Girl: Nuff said.

by TheVirginMary February 24, 2011

squat cobbler

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

by kaw26 July 18, 2016